Jokes

Fire Station :

Santa :
Banta , wake up quickly .
Our house is in fire .

Banta :
Call fire station .

Santa :
I already given a missed call .
No reply from them .

Family Thief's :

Santa :
Banta , why we prefer to theft
only from ballu's house .

Banta :
Oye santa , we are their family theifs .

Puzzle :

Santa :
Banta , a puzzle for you .
What will be present in the middle of TV .

Banta :
CRT's , RLC circuits ....

Santa :
Wrong wrong .
The correct answer is " U " .



Santa's Quote :

Teacher :
Santa , tell me an example like
" tamarinds will not fall for magics " .

Santa :
" What ever you do , I will not study " .

Love Proposal :

Santa to a Girl :
I like you .
Can I marry you .

Girl :
I have no objection .
Ask my mother .

Santa to Girl Mother :
I like you .
Can I marry you .